that-girl-with-the-boots:

albotas:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

#hey melody looky

BUT THERE ARE NO WORDS.

ITS A FUCKING RAINBOW 

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stevey226:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour

Oh my god! Listening to Don Giovanni’s Commendatore’s Scene is absolutely hilarious!

alacruxe:

theballadofydg:

narkaik:

ironjawedputo:

productofamurderer:

jimothy-halpert:

disregardwomen:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

this can possibly be the greatest photo on tumblr.

This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful. 
It’s sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this than deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way.

i’m sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of nOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK.

Liv has it exactly right

lol this made me giggle 

THEY RAN OUT OF PLATES, YOU COCK.

You must be new here

i see that this reached t h a t side of tumblr 

lol tumblr

is it bad that I lol’d.

alacruxe:

theballadofydg:

narkaik:

ironjawedputo:

productofamurderer:

jimothy-halpert:

disregardwomen:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

this can possibly be the greatest photo on tumblr.

This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful. 

It’s sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this than deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way.

i’m sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of nOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK.

Liv has it exactly right

lol this made me giggle 

THEY RAN OUT OF PLATES, YOU COCK.

You must be new here

i see that this reached t h a t side of tumblr 

lol tumblr

is it bad that I lol’d.

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Professor Oak’s Test

Professor Oak’s Test



The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

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kburgerrrrrr:

WAL MART ANSWERED ME

kburgerrrrrr:

WAL MART ANSWERED ME

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